What Is the Definition of a Villahermosa Escort?

Answer: A Street Whore with a Cellphone

This isn’t Mexico City.  The girls aren’t pretty.  The streets aren’t safe.  Still, if you are an English speaking person spending the night in Villahermosa, you are better off calling an escort.  We don’t recommend leaving your hotel at night.  Usually, you are safe taking a cab to a strip club.  In every other city in Mexico, their security staff is your guarantee of safety.  This is not necessarily true here.  We’ll tell you where the girls are.  There are plenty of brothels, erotic massage parlors and even a strip club or two.  If you have experience looking for whores in Syria, North Korea, Iraq or Afghanistan, you’ll feel right at home in Villahermosa.  It’s not even a war zone anymore.  The war is over.  The Bad Guys won.

Stay Safe.  Get an Escort To Your Hotel

As in every other city in Mexico, the #1 website for escorts in Villahermosa is Mileroticos.  You’ll be as confused as we were if you don’t know that they refer to Villahermosa only as “Centro”.   The prices seem like they are from the 1960’s.  Mature ladies in their 40’s sell themselves for $300 pesos online, sometimes including anal or BBBJ-CIM.   That’s $15 USD.  Mid-level prices are $500 to $800 pesos, which often includes Cum In Mouth and/or anal.  We saw one ad for a gorgeous young university student with great tits and ass for $1,500, including anal.  That was the upper end of the price range.  Why pay $1500 for a 9 when 7’s and 8’s will do you for half that?