#6 With 18 Points – Playa Del Carmen
Quantity of Escorts – 3 points
Quality of Girls – 4 points
Price of Hookers – 2 points
Quality of experience – 5 points
Ease of connection – 4 points
The Good News
There are two good escort services in Playa, plus an American run brothel. 5th Avenue has a lot of erotic massage parlors.
The Bad News
Independent escorts are hard to find if you only speak English. Many all-inclusive resorts in Playa prohibit prostitutes. If you have gone all-inclusive, this leaves you with a couple of inconvenient choices. You can go to a sex motel, or to the Pleasure Palace. It’s an expensive brothel. It’s a first class experience, with beautiful girls, a clean, luxurious environment and management that speaks fluid English. But it’s not as convenient as having the girl come to you.
#5 With 19 Points – Mazatlan
Quantity of Escorts – 3 points
Quality of Girls – 4 points
Price of Hookers – 5 points
Quality of experience – 4 points
Ease of connection – 3 points
The Good News
This is the best strip club city in Mexico. Girls are gorgeous, there are plenty of them, they are inexpensive and you can have great sex in the all the strip clubs.
The Bad News
All the tourist hotels do not allow independent escorts inside. This probably doesn’t matter, since almost none of the girls speaks English. There is a simple workaround, which is using the Motel Xtasis. That’s a sex motel, where you rent a large, clean, well-decorated room with a jacuzzi for 6 hours at a peso cost equivalent to $30 USD. Over half of all independent escort dates in Mazatlan happen here, so taxi drivers and hookers all know it well. The average tourist in Mazatlan won’t do this, so Mazatlan loses points for ease of connection.
#4 With 20 Points – Puerto Vallarta
Quantity of Escorts – 5 points
Quality of Girls – 4 points
Price of Hookers – 4 points
Quality of experience – 4 points
Ease of connection – 3 points
The Good News
There are lots of prostitutes, mostly with escort services. They are beautiful, and give good sex sessions.
The Bad News
Half the hotels and resorts prohibit having a prostitute in your room. You’ll have to go to a third location. Plus, Puerto Vallarta and Nuevo Vallarta are located on a narrow strip between the mountains and the sea. The distance between where the girls live and where you are staying can mean a couple hours travel time. Most escort services hire a driver, which is cheaper than taxis but still adds to your cost. There are guys on the streets selling drugs and pimping, but this is all mob connected and comes with a set of dangers (violent robbery) most tourists are not ready for.
#3 With 20 Points – Tijuana
Quantity of Escorts – 5 points
Quality of Girls – 3 points
Price of Hookers – 5 points
Quality of experience – 2 points
Ease of connection – 5 points
The Good News
Tijuana is set up for inexpensive sex. The strip clubs are brothels, too. The best will pick you up at the border in a limo. Many escort services will do the same. Prices for full service with a hot young girl start at $60 USD and rarely exceed $150 USD. Street whores will go for as little as $10 USD, but the girl won’t be pretty and the sex will quick.
The Bad News
It’s hard to get GFE. If you like kissing, blowjobs without condom and a girl who isn’t bored and in a hurry, you’ll pay at the top of the range. Even then, it’s hard to be guaranteed a quality experience. But at these prices, you can just get another one and another one until you get a hooker who does it right!
#2 With 22 Points – Cabo
Quantity of Escorts – 5 points
Quality of Girls – 5 points
Price of Hookers – 2 points
Quality of experience – 5 points
Ease of connection – 5 points
The Good News
Everything but the price, and sometimes even there you’ll get lucky. Cabo San Lucas is the most expensive escort city in Mexico. But the even the streetwalkers are good looking. In Tijuana, prices for a street girl start at $300 pesos, about $15 USD. If you meet a girl on the street in Cabo, it’s $100 USD. In both instances, you get what you pay for. Only the best prostitutes survive in Cabo. It’s expensive to live there. A high percentage of the hookers there speak enough English to at least complete the business part. And the services? Only the best. It’s extremely rare to be disappointed, even with a street puta.
The Bad News
In a word, price. $300 USD an hour is a bargain price. High level girls normally charge $500 for 2 hours. They know that with 2 hours, they can rock your world. Even in the clubs, a private dance runs from $30 USD to $125, a blowjob from a gorgeous stripper ranges from $130 to $350. Full service on the premises runs $400 to $600. This writer got 5 blowjobs in 5 days. They were all amazing. It’s like shopping at a fine clothing store. It only hurts at the register. After that, you’re happy with what you bought.
#1 With 23 Points – Mexico City
Quantity of Escorts – 5 points
Quality of Girls – 5 points
Price of Hookers – 4 points
Quality of experience – 5 points
Ease of connection – 4 points
The Good News
Everything but the traffic. If you take the Top 10 high level escort websites in Mexico (not including the free ones like Mileroticos), almost all of them either focus on the Federal District (the DF) or represent it. Mexico City is where the escort action is, especially for those who speak English. The girls are the best, better than even Cabo. This is both for beauty and service skill. The going rate is also less. If you’re on a budget, either for money or time, there are streetwalkers galore; women, men and shemale. The trannies are so passable that newbies or drunks are often surprised, so be forewarned. But it’s almost all good news for a gentleman who wants an english speaking independent escort. (Escort services are illegal, though a lot of girls recommend other girls.)
The Bad News
Sometimes you are at your peak at 9PM, and the earliest she can make it is 11:30PM. There are 17 hours of horrible traffic daily, especially 4PM to 11PM. The hotel zone is alive with shops, clubs and restaurants until midnight. Experienced visitors make plans a day in advance. Unless they have just arrived from Europe, the Eastern Block or the Near East, DF hookers take pride on being on time. Plan ahead in Mexico City, and it will be all good news!