Ranking the Best Escort Cities in Mexico
If you’re looking for trouble, the most dangerous topics are politics, religion, racial superiority and what Mexican city has the best hookers. Try going into a cantina in central Mexico and saying Tijuana whores are the best. Or that Mazatlan and the entire state of Sinaloa has the most beautiful women in Mexico. Being assholes, we’re going to do it anyway. Here is our criteria.
The Criteria – 5 points maximum for each
- Quantity of English speaking escorts available
- Quality – We are talking two things; beauty and the amount of services.
- Price – This is total cost. Some cities you cannot get a girl into your hotel, so you need to add the cost of a room to the chica rate
- Experience – Do the girls deliver a Girlfriend Experience, or is it a waste of money? Cities with consistent “no shows” are penalized
- Ease of connection – Can you make a call and have a prostitute in your bed in 30 minutes? Or do you have to make dates 24 hours in advance AND go to a third location?
#10 With 16 Points – Manzanillo
Quantity of Escorts – 2 points
Quality of Girls – 3 points
Price of Hookers – 5 points
Quality of experience – 3 points
Ease of connection – 3 points
The Good News
The good news is that escorts in Manzanillo are inexpensive. If you speak Spanish, you can find them in strip clubs and brothels. A few speak English, but then prices go up. There are many amateurs who give amazing GFE. These are housewives, students, waitresses…but you need some Spanish.
The Bad News
Almost none of the escorts here speak English. Service levels and quality of experience vary so widely it’s difficult to describe. One 17 year old putita may swallow your cum then take you in the ass without a condom, stay 6 hours and only charge you for one. The next will have 20 pounds and 20 years more than her photos, won’t kiss, won’t give oral stimulation even with a condom and will be dressed and out the door 45 seconds after you orgasm. This inconsistency is typical of small town prostitution.
#9 With 16 Points – Guadalajara
Quantity of Escorts – 4 points
Quality of Girls – 3 points
Price of Hookers – 4 points
Quality of experience – 4 points
Ease of connection – 1 points
The Good News
There are a lot of girls to choose from. Once your girl finally arrives, you’ll usually be happy with both beauty and service. Prices are reasonable.
The Bad News
This is the worst city for “no shows” in Mexico. In Mexico City, the hotel zone is centralized. The girls usually live on the outskirts, but every DF hooker knows Polanco and the other “good areas”. In Guadalajara, there’s no central area. Traffic is awful. Girls don’t know their own city. It’s too huge and spread out. They get lost. They get delayed. Then they give up. Finally, they don’t call to reschedule. After a couple experiences like this, many girls stop advertising. There’s no corps of experienced escorts. As a result the escorts are usually new and the cycle repeats.