Cancun Massage Parlors

Massage parlors don’t really exist in Cancun.  Prostitution is controlled and it’s too expensive for little places to pay both for permits to the municipality and protection to the cartels.  You can get a massage, but it’s almost sure to be just a rub without the tug.  Forget getting a blowjob or full service.

Some brothels may present themselves as massage parlors, because in the United States that’s the only form of brothel that exists.   However, don’t get fooled.  There are no brothels OR massage parlors in Cancun that will meet basic standards of First World cleanliness.   The brothels in Cancun are filthy.  They pay taxis to have them bring you, whether you stay or not.  It becomes a high-pressure sales pitch from an angry cartel soldier who has just paid a taxi driver to deliver you.   I’d rather face a time share salesperson than a brothel bruiser who’s insisting you have sex with one of his tired, physically dirty hags.  Whatever the conclusion, it’s not going to be the Happy Ending you were hoping for.