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Find Your City on the List Below, Then Follow The Links
We're you're online information source for sex with escorts in Mexico. Search for independent scorts, escort services and agencies, brothels (in Spanish, a brothel is called a "casa de citas"), strip clubs, massage parlors, swingers and swing clubs in your favorite city. Our most popular cities are Mexico City and the DF, Tijuana, Cancun and Playa del Carmen, Cabo, Guadalajara, Monterrey, Manzanillo, Mazatlan, Colima and Aguascalientes. Many of the larger cities have multiple escort pages, but we only list the first one here. Usually, the English speaking scorts are listed first (if there are any), but you're greatest adventures will probably be with "Spanish only" hookers.
After the city pages, we list our other useful pages; , abbreviations and frequently asked questions. Making phone calls in Mexico can be confusing, so we have a phone page to help you contact our escorts. We even have a vocabulary page, to help you contact the girls directly. On this page, we list common phrases in English - Spanish, and spell out the Spanish words phonetically. If that all seems too complicated and you just want us to find you a girl, email us at email@example.com. Be sure to tell us what city you're in, and give us a few daylight hours to work everything out. It's not that we don't love getting phone calls from drunk, horny guys at 3AM who tell us to send a girl right over. We just need a few hours notice to have you make the deposit, (the service costs $800 pesos)select the girls you want from the list we send you, and then call the girls. Then, they need to shower, get dressed, grab a taxi and head out to where you are. Getting a gorgeous prostitute to your hotel isn't like ordering a pizza. It cannot be done in 30 minutes.
Helpful Information for Mongers in Mexico
Abbreviations - BBBJCIM, GFE.....WTF!?! A list of common sex abbreviations you'll find in online hooker ads.
Bad Clients page - Usually, it's the escorts who get publicly roasted, but there are more bad clients than bad escorts. They steal time, money and can be dangerous.
Beginners - This was written for strip clubs in Puerto Vallarta, but the lessons are basic for hiring any escort in Mexico
Cam Shows - These girls put on a cybersex show for you in the privacy of your room
Contact Us - Let us know what you think.
FAQ - Frequently asked questions about our website, Mexican money and a host of other topics.
New Swingers - Advice and information for Newbies in The Lifestyle
Phone - How to make phone calls, including international calls, cell to cell, desk phone to cell phone and more.
Safety - How to avoid problems, or recognize trouble and what to do when it finds you.
Translation Service - For $800 pesos, I call girls on other websites you select from pictures, and get you a date.
Vocabulary - Useful phrases you can use with an escort, even if you've never spoken Spanish.
Advertise - Simple instructions for paid advertising.
Advertising Details - Prices, promotions and advertising opportunities.
Writing An Ad - Advice on how to gain business.